Hm?

[Parents still together] – well i should be grateful for that. Yes.
[Siblings] - Gilang ew
[pets] – one brother, that's enough

FAVORITES
[Color] – grey and green
[Number] - 13
[Animal] – lion, since i heart kovu
[Book] – things you should do before you die :)
[Flower] – i dont care

DO YOU
[Have tattoos?] – no
[Cheat on tests?] –like, yes?
[Like roller coasters?] - yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] – kinda
[Like cleaning?] – never
[Own a cell phone?] – yess
CURRENT
[Current hair] – black long and it's crap
[currently playing] - Guitar Hero 2
[Last movie you saw] - kereta manggarai HHAHA
[last thing you ate] - momogi cheese
[Believe there is life on other planets?] – idc
[Collect anything?] – nah
[Like your handwriting?] – hahaha no

LOVE…
[First crush] – yeah it was embarrassing
[you believe in love at first sight?] – no
[you believe in "the one?"] – whaddaya mean?
[Sarcastic] - err.....kinda?
[shy] – nononono
[Talkative] – yes

WOULD YOU RATHER…
[Pierce your nose or belly button?] – i hate pierces. none. i dont even have one
[Be serious or funny?] - funny

ARE YOU…
[Simple or complicated?] - simple

ABOUT YOU..
[What time is it] – 7.00 AM
[Name] – Maya

WHAT DO YOU WANT…
[Where do you want to live] – perhaps usa
[How many kids do you want] – 3
[What kind of job do you want] – hm dk
[Do you want to get married] – yes

UNIQUE...
[Are you double jointed] -?
[Can you raise one eyebrow] – i tried, it was hard:pp
[Can you cross your eyes] - one of my hidden talents wee!
[Do you make your bed daily] - no, i was too lazy

CLOTHES, ETC…
[Which shoe goes on first] – adidas
[Ever thrown one at someone] – yes, 7th grade
[How Much money do you carry in your wallet?] - 1000 HAHA

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU…
[Bought something] - nah
[Gotten sick] - no
[Sang] – like in every minute
[Felt stupid] - HAHA YES LAH
[Missed someone] – em.....
[Gotten drunk] – ew no
[Gotten high] - what?
[Danced crazy] - classic
[Gotten your hair cut] no
[Watched cartoons] – yeah
[Lied to someone] – don't ask

IN THE LAST FEW DAYS WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT…
[Slept in your bed] - me
[Saw you cry] – nobody?
[Saw a movie with you] - putri gadis savira

HAVE YOU EVER…
[Been to California] - i hope so
[Been to Europe] - no
[Wished you were the opposite sex] - no

HONESTLY…
1. [Honestly, what color is your underwear?] - i dont even care
2. [Honestly, whats on your mind right now?] – foods and text messages
3. [Honestly, what are you doing right now?] – starving
4. [Honestly, do you think you are attractive?] - let the others judge HAHA SOK
5. [Honestly, have you done something bad today?] - like what?
6. [Honestly, do you watch disney channel?]- lyk alwayss
8. [Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?] - surprises
9. [Honestly, do you bite your nails?] – yea
10.[Honestly, what is your mood right now?] - does hungry counts?
11.[Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?] – bffs
12.[Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?] – i prefer the white lies haha
12. [Care to share?] – like i'm gonna tell ya
13.[Honestly, do you hate someone right now?] – yes
15.[Honestly, do you like someone?] - yes
16.[Honestly, does anyone like you?]- idk

EVERYONE’S CONFESSIONS
[I still watch cartoons on Saturdays.] - of course
[I eat Froot Loops.] – no.
[I go trick or treating.] – no
[I’ve taken a bubble bath in the last month.] – no
[I have water balloon fights with my friends] – no
[I still believe in Santa] - naah
[Mommy’s still the coolest person ever] –no
[Sleep till noon.]- nah
[I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day.] - no
[The boy/girl that sits next to me is cute.] – muti? She is cute
[There are monsters in my closet.] - okay that's weird..
[I can’t sleep with the lights off] - YES
[I can’t sleep with the lights on.] – no
[I still like piggy back rides.] –
do i look like a five?


A - AVAILABLE : kinda
B - BEST FRIENDS : um
C- CUTE: why YES I AM HAHA NAJIS
D - DADS NAME : ..
E - LAST PERSON OF OPPOSITE SEX YOU TALKED TO: does my brother counts?
F - FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST: too many of 'em
G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS : gummy bears taste better haha
H - HOMETOWN : tnhksr-_-
I - INSTRUMENT : guitar
K - KIDS :i dont have one.
M- MILK FLAVOR : vanilla
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS :1
O - ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF : i can cross my eyes
Q - FAVORITE QUOTE : I just like being different. That's how I'm made - erin silver
R - REASON TO SMILE: i wanted to duh
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD : make it mine
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP : ten am
U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME:my nickname was cacay uh huh

****Everyone has their firsts…****

First real best friend: nadira
First Cellphone: nokia apagt
First pet: fishiesss
First piercing/tattoo: i hate needles
First flight: south africa :)

****Everyone has their lasts…****

Last person you hugged:my mom
Last time you cried : i forgot
Last time at the mall:idk
Last person you saw: gie
Last thing you drank: mineral waterrr
Last time you have been truly happy: hmm

Whatev

HEY TWERPS! boy, I cant believe I’m saying this but I miss school.

soundfx: I’ll be there for you-The Rembrandts

Hi there my fellow bloggers what’cha doin?

I am damn bored as usual, so without more further ado, let’s see my Random Facts, oh you don’t want to see? well, I Insist.

Random Facts and blablablah about moi

Uno, the name’s andiputri. Maya Andiputri

Dos, the girl sure does love Guitar Hero and Tomb Raider.

Three-_-, she hates The Scratchy thingy,it sounds like someone’s barfing gross.

Four, She can get easily bored. Very Easy*gasp*

Five, it is a she

Six, Never ask me about the jakarta streets or you’ll end up dead in kalimantan

Seven, GUESS WHAT?? The girl made some crappy songs that you ought to be heard

Eight, The girl has to go potty-_- BRB

Nine, the girl just did the dirty job a few seconds ago, that was fast, NEW RECORD!

Ten, the girl’s Birthday date:10-08-1995 LALALALA♥ PRESENTS!!

Eleven, The girl LOVES HULK

Twelve, The girl alwaysWake up late. screw alarms, it does not work on me

Thirteen, THE GIRL’S FAVORITE NUMBAHH

Fourteen, the girl’s favorite dessert is Chocolate Melted Souffle and Frozen yoghurts

Fifteen, The girl’s tired, she should get some sleep. Bye

TTYL

Holiday-ish

HEY PALS, HOW DO YA DO? FINE? WELL SADLY, I’M NOT, SUCKERS. long weekend sucks for sure.

But happily, about 2 weeks ago, I went to dunia fantasi!!!!!!!! wee-heee! ok. ahem. But it’s not as smooth as it sounds. Rough day I can tell. well, it all begins with 2 bored doofuses in a phone call. T’was putri and moi. We were so bored, we can’t think of something funny or even jayus. Then Putri offered a wild idea for not being boring. It is a wild idea though. So, I agreed. And then just then, we went to dufan happily lalala we rode every single ride without getting ourself sick and it is for free(thanks to nabila) whopee! NO. IT WAS NOT HAPPY OR EVEN JOYFUL AS IT SOUNDS. Here’s the real deal, we didn’t ride every single ride, we got ourself sick, and we were haunted by some annoying little nitwits in the puppet castle. At least the free part was for real:) So putri and I decided to go to dufan by bus. BUSWAY, PEOPLE I WARN YA! Then we got lost for god’s sake it was terrifying. It was so full of people. I can hardly breathe. Then we almost got ourselves separated. Phew that was a close one guyss. So first ride, emmm, I think it was ontang anting. Because I was sick lyk, we were (me, putri and faris) spinning around for lyk 8 mins. And my head was lyk blakh. Then, I saw a vomit with my own eyes. @!*^$@!&*#$@.

ok then we got hungry, so we went to the mc donald’s to fill up our starving tummies. yummm. THEN, THE SECOND RIDE. ehem drumroll please;

drumdumdurumdumdumdumdumssssssssssh…….istana boneka.

hey don’t get us wrong, it was spooky and a bunch of people said that it is haunted. When we got there, it wasn’t so bad after all………….. before those little midgets showed up and practically ruined our precious lives. So, we got in to our boat ecstatically. Then there’s a kid and he’s not riding a boat which is illegal and I would say it was a criminal. then he teased faris by calling him “Fatty, fatty na na na na na!” and then faris said “wtf you*^%!$@” 1 min later, he mocked putri by calling her “Fatty fat fat nananana” Thankfully, he didn’t tease me. I was starting to like this kid. Because Faris and Putri always teamed up to making fun of me. And then, there’s more of this bald kids and no offense, they reminds me of tuyul. When we were inside, these twits followed us. THEY ARE REAL TUYUL(S), I THINK. Those nitwits scared us. We were like screaming the whole time. Because they were everywhere. And not to mention the dolls. IT WAS SPOOKY DUDES. And Faris blamed me because it was my idea to get in to this ride tee hee:p. But faris was there and I thought he could help with this situation, well sort of. I mean, he’s the guy. Despite the fact that faris is a guy, he screamed more than we (putri and i) did. The point? He was not helping, not at all. I mean, the lights were off, there was no people there but us and those crazy tuyuls and they were haunting us. I want to rip their heads off, and drown them alive MWAHAHAHAH. but I can’t do that, they are more evil than us. There’s no way we could rip their heads off and bite them into pieces. Cause that’s called cannibalism, my fellow bloggers. I, for myself would never do that. That would be a sin. blahblahblahblah. Back to reality with a spooky sfx, we’re about to dieeeeeeeee! zingzengzeng. peeeeeep. And then, at the end we were found dead. With our mouth full with bubbles. And faris, his tounge was out because he was the one that blamed me for the whole reasons, what a revenge. And those nitwit midgets were laughing with pride and poise. Then the next day, they were dancing on our graveyard and the song was kucing garong and no one will never, I repeat, never know how pure evil they are. How pity. There was no mercy. It was so sad. I need more tissues------------------

Nah, there’s no way they could do that to us. So thankfully the ride ends, I saw a “bye-bye” sign. I can smell the freedom. The happy tears of joy. The smile of the istana boneka sufferers. What a sweet escape. Victorious! Yaaaay. And then we rode poci poci. After poci-poci we rode alap alap. The mini version of halilintar that kids ride and it looks like a catepillar. We rode that about 5 times. But Faris and Putri were being wild, but since they have no guts to ride halilintar, so they stuck in that catepillar ha! After those crazy rides, we were sick and dizzy and wet (bcos we rode arung jeram twice) What a gembel. So on our way to sency, Faris’ driver Mr.Usep was cracking us up by his wonderful sense of humor BAHAHAH.

These following jokes are made by our own Usep and these jokes cannot be translated into English.

Usep: Puput Mamay Ais, di tempat kampung saya teh nyak, meni dingin pisan atuh di sukabumi nyak. Kalo di Indonesia mah panas.

Faris: oooooooooh gt

Maya: Lah bukannya sukabumi di indonesia?

Putri: NAH ITU DIA GUA MAU NANYA

Usep: Sabodoteing pisan, yang berlalu biarlah berlalu atuh

all: HAHAHAHAHAHUAHDKSHDRHKDFJKFH

Then he told us a story:

bapak teh mimpi lagi tidur terus sebelah bapak teh ada ibu ibu kehilangan dompet nyak, nah karena tuh dompet teh gak ketemu bapak teh di tuduh malingnya', akhirnya reh bapak teh di bawa ke kantor polisi buat di tanya tanyain gataunya teh slah kira nya gak tau nya dompetnya teh salah naro' nyak.abis itu teh si ibuya teh minta maaf sama saya, saya teh gak mau, udh mau di kasih duit saya teh gak mau, pas udh di kasih duit banyak nyak saya teh gak enak kalo nolak nya, yaudah teh nyak saya terima si puput, pas udh di terima teh ternyata saya teh mimpiii

HAHAHAHAH

okay that was my long weekend holiday, how about yours? but the rest few days It was f-ing boring. It is Friday now and it means there’s 2 days left until the long-weekend ends, wow that was fast! And still, my holiday still f-ing boring, so folks, my hands are cramping rite now, so it means: See ya Later Alligator.

xoxooxox

P.S: the usep story was copied from putri’s wall-to-wall with faris, I hope you don’t mind Putri:)

Insomnia Attacks!

okay guys i have to go to sleep. I called this mahluk putri like gazillion times but there's no response of her. i was lyk, wtf? she went bed early i guess, but the main problem is: how can i go to sleep while my eyes are still wide open? damn, the insomnia attacks! well i guess you heard enough of this trashy yadda yaddas. If youre sick of it, just go to sleep already haha no no i was totally joking hahaha (not funny okay okay i knew it)

ttyl!

lots of xo(s),
Maya!

Misery

Yo tweets,

hmm practically, I am f-ing bored right na na na. But I have to stay awake (and alive) becauseeee tommorrow, or should I say tonight, twelve o clock. My beloved, caring, vulnerable (HA!) Putri will turn into a 14-years old lady. So guys I made up some plans. Diabolical plans hahaha, nah I was just joking people. a genius minded plan for the surprise phone-call. What can I say, I am a pure genius. Even though it’s a phone call, it doesn’t mean that it’s worthless. my genius little brain worked so well this time. But peeps, it’s still 10.30 pm. Well if I’m homer simpson, I would say d’oh! It means I have to wait about one and a half hour. Just to make a phone call. Curse you putri. Hahah noo way:) I was just joking guys, come on where are your sense of humor? blargh. Now creeps I’m listening to we are one-simba and kiara. The original motion picture soundtrack from the lion king 2. Speaking of lion king, yesterday I went to my grandpop’s, so my cousin and I were bored. Well I guess. So we watched Lion King 2. It was outstanding. That movie brings me back when I was about 5. I heart Lion King 2. And then I watched the korean version of meteor garden HA HA which was not bad actually. Dang. Oh yeah, my poop gadis, She made me a graffiti in my facebook. And it has a poop in it! Aww what a poop. And then the semarang girl savira talked about her new idol. I thought it was cakka. And then she said “nonsense! I love ridho roma!!!” o my gawd. I was like wtf savira, he has a platinum blonde hair on his chest! eww. But that’s okay, for her I am still savira’s favorite idol. Hey guess what? There’s 1 Hour left for the phone call dudeeeehhhh! I bet Putri is suffering now, waiting for her beautiful friend to call her. Oh I can feel her agony, her soreness, mwahahahah! Oh my precious dear! Just wait for my call! This cutie (ew) will call you. I will call you. Lalalala I have nothing to do. Now everyone thinks I’m a complete idiot. lalalala doesn’t matter. Oh my gosh, I’m listening to Love Will Find A Way, well the lyric’s deep. It tells about a forbidden love and then at the end they meet each other and then they kissed, they share the moment with joy and happiness. what a finale. Here’s the lyric.

In a perfect world
One we've never known
We would never need to face the world alone

They can have the world
We'll create our own
I may not be brave or strong or smart
But some where in my secret heart

I know
Love will find a way
Any where we go
I'm home
If you are there beside me

Like dark turning into day
Some how we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way

I was so afraid
Now I realize
Love is never wrong
And so it never dies

There's a perfect world
Shining in your eyes


And if only they could feel it too
The happiness I feel with you

They'd know
Love will find a way
Any where we go
we're home
If we are there together

Like dark turning into day
Some how we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way

I know love will find a way

booo hooooo:(

well gotta go ok ta ta for now!

xxxxxxxx

Things I Shuold Do Before I Die

Hey losers. So, I sort of bored, lyk, hell. Which is not cool to me.So now, I’m here, typing some craps for my web blog post, litsening to the all american rejects-P.S. I love You and watching beavis and butthead which is hillarious. But still, boooring. So I made this list, probably the least important thing you could ever read. But hey, it’s not lyk it’s killng you too. Dang it, so peeps just shut up and read this out.

Things I Should Do Before I Die

1. Discover a real life to live.
2. Ride a helicopter
3. Get a real driver’s permit
4. Go to berkeley university in boston.
5. Go to maldives for a family vacation
6. Be in a soccer team, first string, center-forward and my number has to be 13
7. Go to south africa (done!)
8. Make friends with the south africans youths
9. Prank someone with a whoopie cushion, then do the evil laugh with pride
10. Have an ultimate classical solo guitar concert
11. An encore for the concert
12. A trip to USA
13. Be in a rock band, the lead guitarist
14. A guitar lesson from eddie van halen, john petrucci or steve vai
15. Publish my own songs.
16. Decorate my own room
17. Have a burn book that tells about my memoirs in my own way
18. Make a world record.
19. Meet michael ballack in person
20. Hug nick simmons:)
21. Dress-up like gene simmons O.o
22. Go to six flags, ride every single roller coaster without getting myself sick (geez)
23. Chat with selena gomez and jessica stroup. Not as a fan
24. Invent a robot.
25. Learn how to poke jerks in the eye.
26. Be a ninja (idk if its real or not. I have to be a ninja)
27. Learn how to make a chocolate souffle, my favorite dessert
28. Learn some martial arts kick-ass style (done!)
29. Prove that I am smarter than a fifth grader
30. Have a catfight (done!)
31. Ride tornado in dufan (done!)
32. IDK

Being All Sucked Up

Dudes. Dudettes. All of you suckers whats up?

Ew. I feel like a motor-bike-gangstah-with-black-ish-leather-jacket-yg-abal. idk what’s on my mind rite now, tapi akhir2 ini gue gampang banget bosen. Terus I lost my sense of humor or whatever that is. That makes me a crappy jayus girl. I suck big time. Udah banyak banget orang yg ilfeel sama jayusan gue. Dari amay, meidita, putri terus savira terus kadang2 si gadis dan yang paling gaksantai tuh faris. Which was enormously lame. Okedeh daripada blog gue jadi gloomy gini gue mau cerita about my freaky Monday! yaay! Happy? Naah. Dan itu semua dimulai dari bangun tidur. Aktifitas yang paling gue benci. Bangun Tidur. Yaudah sih akhirnya gue juga bangun kan. Mandi lalala itu lah pokoknya.Terus apel pagi yang piggy banget I don’t wanna talk about it laah terlalu humiliating buat artis(?) oh iyaa skip deh Monday itu hari kyk a piece of shit gausah di inget paling lawakan pas gue lagi di si komo digangguin sama badut-_- Tuesdaaayyyh! or perhaps my wackiest day. The all-white-green-usual-uniform. Yaya jadi hari selasa ada ekonomi:tidur, english:ga ngapa2in,tidur lagi. bahasa indonesia: ngebahas soal mid(gakbakal bisa tidur). phsyic:tidur. pkn:gatau kenapa gue mood nyatet. Pulangnya putri,savira,gadis and moi ofcourse went to this place, blok m square. So we watched a horror movie innocently without having any spooky thoughts. Apalagi gue, dengan gaya sok berani mentang mentang udah smp nya. Walaupun actingnya enggak banget, ya kyk film indosiar abalan di dubbing, pemainnya tuh ky ngambil dari agen model permak levis gitu ih. Tapi serem banget film nya shit. I barely open my eyes. I was a f-ing scaready cat at that time, I cried. What a loser. Lalalanjut, pulangnya Berduaan lagi sama my love-beauty-very-pretty-pwincesshhh Putri Intan Permatasari<3 (anjrit ih lesvyyy) Oke dia bukan tipikal love beauty apalah itu. Si putri itutuuuh anak-gendang-dangdutan-ridho-rhoma. Kalo sama dia tuh ya, semua bisa dijadiin alat musik. Kalo enggak rok di gebuk2, filenya dia yang ungu di pukul2. Kalo gak ada apa apa paling pipinya di gaplak2 (enggakdeng boong, peace). Nah kalo ada anggia lagi nih, udah jadi topeng monyet keliling abis. Terus goodnewsnya gue gak les gitar!!!!!!!!!! hihihi acik2 nah hari rebo nih rebo gua bolos ah hauhau pusing tau gila lo ckck hedek cing parcuy dah. Nah terus mau cerita apa? Lawakan? Oh iya pas chatting di msn nih si savira mamaku tercinta ngelawak ngakak abis nih liat nih

Savira: May kl bokap lo nama nya atang lucu kali ye

Maya: haha lucu lo setan

Savira: Sekut dong woy, nanti nama ade lo jadi gilang satria bin atang kan gawl

Maya: HAHAHAHAHA jay ah lo

Savira: Ih maya bangzadh

Savira: Eh may kalo ada geng namanya bangzadh cool tuh may

Savira: bangzadh in de haus prikitiw

ADUH MAMAH NGELAWAK MULU DEH IH GEMESSSSSSSSHHHHH AQ-___-

(savira itu mama gua di sekolah kerjaannya ngebelain gue kalo digondokin kdg2 suka belain yg lain juga tapi dia suka mangkuin gue tapi dia mau pindah ke tempat pacar barunya si fairlyODDparent itu jadi dia pindah deh ke semarang nanti. Si rido dilupain sama savira nanti kasian kan muka nya mesum(?) nah kalo sepintas mukanya ky okky lukman kawin sama echa tapi selingkuh sama papa tatas. Jadi savira saffanah safari sahara deh, kalo ngefans sm artis itu lebih dari sekedar ngefans, gatau deh namanya apa. Gue akuin sap, gebetan lo ganteng ganteng tapi kenapa lo malah berpaling ke artis belitong waktu itu? Untung mendingan lah sekarang sukanya cakka icil 2. Terus hm apalagi ya hm nanti deh cerita tentang si sampeyan satu ini ada postingan khususnya oke)

yaudah deh, I have to get back to my life now, hopefully you’ll be the part of it soon.

Najis korban paris hilton’s my new bff gua. gue mau ntn I bet you will dulu yaaaa(ga ada yang nanya)

bye peeps see ya

xxxxx,

Maya

p.s: CHELSEA WON!!!!!! YUHUUUUU WKWKWK (gapenting, tidur aja deh ya dah)