Thank You, Bye

Dear My Humble Fellow Bloggers,

I, for myself, would like to inform you that this blog will have a vaccum in 2 weeks or even worse, more.

This is unacceptable. But I have no other option. I have to face my worst nightmare,Second Semester’s Exam. And it’s worth like fourty percent of my entire grade. I have to pass this. Or you don’t wanna know.

While I’m off being tortured by sci and math books, I want to let you know that I’ll be seeing you in two weeks guys, wish me a real good luck on this one. Thanks before.

I really am sorry about this.

Adios,

Gu Jun Pyo’s Girlfriend

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Future Husband!!!!

Has anyone seen my display picture in my msn? Yup, future husband. lee min ho a.k.a gu jun pyo
eh ma gawd i can't resist him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing

Hey there

Holiday for a week. Tomorrow’s the last day. That would be a major wtf because I for one, is currently enjoying my holiday. Watching a bunch of DVDs, playing guitar hero-hard mode and waking up late is probably my favorite things to do.

I’ve been watching a lot lately. The Clique, and fyi, it is a must see movie for junior high girls, Legally Blondes 3, not bad. not as good as The Clique though. And then Boys Before Flowers, the korean version of Meteor Garden. In that series, I heart Kim Bum♥ My ultimate asian celeb crush ehmagawd

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Well, I feel kinda sleepy though. Today I woke up at 7.30-ish and that was totally uncool. I usually wake up at 11-ish. Or I could die for being sleepy. No, that was a joke ah ha ha ha. Stop that, that was not funny.

Oh yeah, have I told you all that I would save my money for Guitar Hero World Tour Band Kit? Well, my parents will help me for buying that. A BIG THANKYOU FOR MY MOM AND DAD YAY xoxox♥. I think this would be this year’s birthday present for me.I hope so. I want it more than a new cellphone after all. That precious thing would cost me a million rupiah.

ah school, 1 day to go, and then, BAM! the next thing you know that you’re in school. Wondering why I have to go to school, ah la la lame♫♪ i want more holidays- SCREW SCHOOL no wonder I hate you so much, I need more breaks

That’s all bye xo♥

Mɑjor Celeb Crushes and Mom♥

19.04.09,

Jai Ho! ♫♪

That song is contagious. Better beware. Well, off to the main topic dudes. Actually, today’s my remedial-day. But I came early and I was like wtf and then the next thing I went back to my house by bajaj. I’m officially god’s personal joke. So while I’m stuck being bored at home, i’m surfing some cool websites and I found a bunch of new celeb hotties which is c-u-t-e cute. Btw, enjoying cute boys by yourself is not that satisfying. So, I think that I could share the hotties with you guys, so are ya ready? Hold your drools still girls. You might wanna get surprised

I heart them like soo mucho(K)

okay….. they are: First, korean actor, I don’t really know who the hell he is but I heart his innocent smile with 2 extra dimples ehmygawd I for one, cannot resist that. and then second you can see chris drew with his ukulele “uke” oh-so-charming and then my beloved yet cool-ish jack kahuna laguna you rock dude and then there’s elang nuraga. I don’t wanna mention it cause he’s savira’s ultimate celeb crush. dibs called,wtf. And then oh, my future husband eddie, and last but not least, 90210’s dustin milligan.

How about today? How was school? Blah blah blah.

It sucks, as usual. I did the remedials, goofing around with my friends and then filled up my fatty tummy with the usual sigit fried chick yumm. And then, I’m off to see a movie with my mom. The movie sucks too. And worse, I almost fell asleep. That was like the most wtf Indonesian movie I have ever seen. Even my mom said “I’d rather buy meteor garden and then watch it peacefully than this” What the heck, mom was right. During the movie I was like “wtf wtf” all the time. I suggest you not to watch benci disko because it’s only worth to be loathed. I’m sorry I was harsh but that movie’s absolutely despicable. Btw, while mom and I were on our way home, we talked a lot about boys. And she told me her young love story which was hilarious. I told her mine. I told her all about my past crushes, present crushes, and my ex. Especially my ex. I’m glad we had this girl-to-woman conversation, I’d love to do that again:) And the best part is, I had this talk with my best-est friend in the entire world. There’s no way better than this. Thanks for having me as your daughter and yet, as your best friend mom. I love you so mucho. And she taught me a very precious lesson. “Being single is not a crime, someday he’ll come to you.’Cause love is all about loving and being loved” The greatest quote of all. I’ll cherish that<3

What else? I’m so outta words.

Get lost, toodles.

Shut Up and Read This

Maya just took the "Who Is Your Celebrity Match??" quiz and the result is

Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen).

You are clumsy and always getting into trouble, and he is there to save you.He also has that mystery look. Just your type.

hmm. knowing the fact that edward is my celebrity match, there’s something…

deep down in my heart.. I’ve always wanted to say…

“dearest kristen stewart, I knew it. your beloved vampire hearthrob is not longer yours. he’s damn cute and he’s damn taken, by moi. So miss-bella-ugly-duckling, I am so sorry. Ed’s mine. I feel so terrible. nah I was just lying, continue. Oh so sad. Despite the fact that you are so Edward Cullen’s co-star, you’re still vulnerable as well. To the main point, the thing that I wanted to say is, in your face.”

Speechless.

Speechless.

Don’t know what to say.

Don’t now what to do.

I feel so relieved. There’s nothing better in the world than saying these beautiful yet magic words.

EDDIE!!!! The new edcull’s nickname. No more insecurity. As long as ed’s mine, i feel safe and sound.

Done?

Okay inhale, exhale, throw-up. NOW.

I know my post is getting trashier and crappier every post, I don’t know why, you say goodbyeeeeeeeee(?) but writing some craps lyk this will make me feel happy. It’s like the beautiful ray of sunshine showed up from the gloomy dark room. Okay, I don’t know who sprinkled the drama queen to me today, but it’s jayus and it’s me. Not jayus? Not me. Ya thinkso? Me thinkso too.

Well that’s all that I can spill, I want to see the next episode of…..(90210? Gossip Girl? The Hills?) NO! boys before flowers!! HAHA okay then,

see ya don’t wanna be ya.

Yum, Gimme One Of Those!

Hey poops I was like, daydreaming, and then my pillows went wet and guess what? it is filled with drools…disgusting. Still wanna puke? That’s okay I can wait. Enough said maya, snap out of it. However, I’m getting tired of daydreaming..drools..daydreaming..drools..again because it was kinda boring. SO! My real point is, I’m saving some of my money now for the things that I wish for. For the things that I wanted. So, starting now, I am no longer buying useless things such as snacks, or etcetera etcetera. I solemly swear that I’m saving for something’s good. And then do the happy-dance. So these are the cutest little things that you could have imagine. Okay, a little too overecxited, but that’s okay these things are going to be mine. all mine soon, you’ll see.

Here they are

gene simmons action figure

Aww, isn’t he gor-guss? isn’t he cute? isn’t he the most schmootsy wootsy pie you

have ever seen? I’M DYING FOR THIS SIMMONS, DUDE, MAN, WAIT FOR ME!

Neon bracelet-glow in the dark. Like, can you spell c-u-t-e?

no way dude this is off the hook like, totally eh eh eh

see those cute purple pants? no waaaay. eh eh eh(jkl style)

nice, 8-bit namco watch..GIMME THAT!

prepared to be amazed, cause you’re about to see my most wanted gadget.

CAUTION : it causes drooling disease. no offense, none taken right?

anyway, I saw the clique the movie and it was ah-mazing, yeah you should see that. Directed by Tyra Banks how cool? and i for one, is sooo thrilled for Hannah montana The movie!! Well that’s it, I’m off gtg ttyl!

Do The Cramp

I would like to inform you that uas holiday is now in session. More like of a boring-nothing to do holiday or filled with remedials kind of holiday. That would be suck like, a lot. In case you haven’t notice, my last holiday was dull. Oh yeah, the last week of school wasn’t that bad. Monday, we had to sprint around the school’s grass-yard. 5 times. It’s like you were running for gazillion times so you can hardly breathe. So the next day, my entire body felt like cramping. I, for one, blame gym class for the whole reason. I was like a half-dead person, cramping for the whole time. An antaxia girl. A bunch of people called me that for the whole day. I was like wtf. All I can do was nothing. Ah-la-la-la-lame.Wed, the antaxia girl gone wild. The cramps were taking over my whole body, I can barely sit. My life was screwed that day. Awkay, Thursday, nothing. none. zip. and the cramp was gone far-far-far ah-way. doodle-riffic day thursday, I was doodling like every minute. You can see my masterpiece(s) from my facebook. prepare to be amazed peeps, or simply you could just puke without leaving any comments. everyone’s a critic. and friday, so friday night, so friday tight. the day was wonderful, before ‘someone’ punk’d me. ‘So you think that you could be the next ashton? Dream on’ hm hm hm. I see the world’s so depressing. I tell you why, because of the pranksters that’s why. Beware beware, dear innocent people, they’re everywhere. They could haunt your precious lives and practically ruin it with the evil laughs. They’d make you the most embarrassing person alive. beware or they’ll scare. Damn, what a drama queen. Holiday……… I bet my holiday would be suck as hell. Just like my last one. How about yours? Would it be suck too? I’ll tell you mine next week. Stay tuned.

“I'd like to stay up late, spend hours on the phone
Hanging out with all my friends and never being at home
Im impolite and I make fun of everyone
Im immature but I will stay this way forever
Til the day I die
I promise I wont change”

-Simple Plan

2Kwl4Schl

Sekolah………

kamu buat aku makin gila

kamu ga penting.

kamu ga jelas.

mau kamu apa? putus? ga ah nanti diusir gua enak aja lu.

kok kamu gitudeh, playing hard to get yaa?

dulu kamu ga sesusah ini loh.

kamu berubah.

kenapa?

shit kan lo.

Kan kan sekolah makin lama minta digampar. Dulu? ga ada tuh di suruh ngitung bola jatoh. Yang ada ngitungin pisang diambil momon si monyet apasih jayus kan. OHIYA satu lagi, sekolah bikin jayus. Gimana enggak, ada fisika berbahasa inggris ada math berbahasa inggris terus kalo bahasa arab ga berbahasa inggris IH APADEH SEKOLAH WTF MINTA DIBAKAR HOAM NGANTUK, DADAH(?)

Saturday Day's Out!

Helloooo.

Weekend lagi yaaaay! Hm jadi gini loh woi, kemaren sabtu, kan si putri tuh ky ada birthday bash gt di pim haha asik dong ya. Terus kan gue dateng tuh, tp ngaret setengah jam gitu soalnya ujan terus macet abis shit yaa. Padahal tadinya gue mau dateng lebih cepet, mau kasih kado patungan sama savira. Tadinya mau kita kasih kebab HAHA. Yaa krn gue telat ya kan gajadi tuh ckck. Janjiannya kan di sushigroove, yaudahdeh capcus langsung gw kesana. Nah disitu udh ada putri,ines,savira,dharmest,medit,anggia. Baru dtg, gue ke putri bilang hepi besdeh tuh kan.Soalnya hari itu hari bus sedunia (jayus). ga lah. Nah abis itu gue duduk, mesen makanan. Trs gw tanya ke yg lain pada mau mesen apaan. Terus gue tanya anggia tuh,

“nggi mau mesen apa?”

“salad gt may, gue mesen sm kyk medit”

nah gue trs tanya savira, soalnya pesenannya dia ud dtg

“sap itu apaan sap?”

“bakwan jagung”

krik

lawak nih savira. sumpah kocak abis ngomongnya tuh ky datar gitulah mesti liat deh lo hahahah. Eh terus si aspira motor dateng tuuh, pacaran sama faris bangbul oh-so-cute. Makan2 gt gue makan krakatau sushi apalah itu namanya gue lupa tp enak sih haha. Eh abis itu ada dilla fia, terus dhana mita nyusul dateng. Hem kenyang deeh haha makasih ya puut. Terus abs itu anggia savira medit sama gue sok2 ke kamar mandi padahal mau beli kue surprise gitu ceritanya. Biar cool gitu kesannya yagak. Nah udah kita patungan beli kue tuh di ciputra bakery di depan foodcourt pim 2. Rasanya chocolate pistachioooo. yumm. udah gitu kita perjuangan dulu, bolak balik minjem korek buat ngidupin lilin. terus kita ngidupin lilin2nya tuh ada lebih dari 20 lilin kalo ga salah. Ih gue mah ogah main api. Jadi gue liatin aja tuh hahau. Terus kan kita perjuangan lagi jalan dari depan xxi sampe sushi groove. Sumpah ky orang kasidahan atau apa gt. Sampe2, lilin yg idup cuma 4. wtf. Terus nyanyi deh happy birthday putri gt2. Nah langsung deh caw ke 21, nonton----

jandakembang: film jayus luna maya bisu kaga ngomong namanya asih tp nama panjangnya selasih nama desanya pulo bantal terus nama partai calon lurah partai jeruk tuh ada de sama lon jadinya delon ngerti gk? terus ada partai pisang, pepaya gt2. terus ada pemain figuran pake celana pink jadi ibu2 marah2 ekspresinya datar terus, ada bokapnya mulder;mulyana derajat, terus ada pak rt yang mirip pak faridi haha pis pak. terus ada yang jadi ibu2 cegukan lebay banget 2 harian cegukan mulu terus pas berantem, dangdutan mulu deh filmnya.awalnya aja udah ngakak, pokoknya mesti nonton. parah jayus.

Terus abyish itu langsung deh capcus ke heavenly blush nah pesen deh tuh original longan yaay enak yum:p terusss, udah tinggal dikit tuh anak panti keliaran di pim soalnya udah pada di jemput. Yaudahlah jadi kisahnya skg tinggal putri, ashfira-faris,ines dan moi! Nah abis dari heavblush, kita muter2 pim udik. EH TERNYATA KETEMU LIMBAD! awh-my-gawd. gadeng mirip doang haha. Tapi gue udah cape banget sampe udah sketing di pim jalannya di seret2 sampe pengen salep segala haha najis udik. Ya akhirnya kita berlima terlantar di aw, numpang duduk. kaga beli apa apa. Ngejayus lagi lah kita. Trs akhirnya disuruh beli minum sm mas2nya ih ih, capcus lah akhirnya ngibrit kita, eeh ternyata gue udah dijemput……..krik.yaudah gajadi petualangan sama faris ines putri deh(spire pulang) hmm yaudah gitudeh hari sabtu kemaren seru wowowow. Thankssss, gue jadi seneng bisa ngelupain that thingy for the short term. Ya I’m just a bit not over it lah, tp gpp gara2 ini nih, gw bisa ketawa lepas seharian. Thanks!(again) yaudah deh yaa dadahdadah

heavenly blush yumm

savira sabar ya si itu gay...ehem

&dharmest

yg paling kiri kaki gue....gk penting

An Alternate Ending

Hello again.

Practically, I’m getting bored of this welcome-to-the-teenagers-world-ha-ha. I wish life could be happier like fairy tales. Despite the fact that Cinderella was a poor little girl, who always be a crap to her stepmom and her step sisters, but at the end, a fairy godparent poofed up and helped her to find her true love. Finally, Cinderella discovered her prince charming and then they settled it with a kiss and they all lived happily ever after. Screw Cinderella. In reality, there’s no such thing as fairy godparent or even “lived happily ever after”. And the most of all, there is no such thing as talking mice and birds, because that would be gross. Well, that’s just suck. I wish there was a biddibipop-biddibi-boo fairy godparent that would be totally cool. Well back to Cinderella for example, she’s a vulnerable young lady who does nothing but crying all day long or making her stepmom’s bed. She barely fights back, and worse, she got nothing but her tender birds and mice. How could she get a prince charming? Just by crying all day long? Cinderella’s weak damn it. Back to reality, prince charming is hard to find. Nowadays, boys are so stuck up. I don’t really see any prince-charming-materials over some guys. Well, most of it. Like a womanizer. He thinks he’s all that, but he doesn’t know the fact that he’s a complete jerk. Put the blame on us, the girls. Boys like that are hard to resist. He could be such a gentleman, but then the next day he dumped you over a girl. That’s just f-ing ridiculous. A true love would never do that. A genuine true love, loves you just the way you are--even you are the most disgusting little blister you could ever seen. But you can’t run from the fact that true loves are hard to find these days. And then you ended up with the seducer-hard-to-resist-womanizers. It sucks like, a lot. Well, life as a vulnerable Cinderella is a lot easier than being a survived womanizer victim. Now, I wonder why womanizers are so irresistible. They think girls are just like disposable toys. If you bored with that one, you just simply throw it off and then replaced it with another one. You could do it over and over again until you puke at it. Like I’d give a shit. Well, that’s an objection to me. Girls are not that stupid. Girls could do better than crying. Girls are smarter that boys and yes, that’s a fact. That’s why in reality, there are lots of alternate endings. It depends on you. Whether it’s happy or not, the same “happily ever after” are so ten minutes from now. Prince charming? Who cares, there are lots of successful independent women that could stand up on their own. True love doesn’t have to be a prince charming anyway. So get lost, womanizers, just kiss yourselves goodbye. So long suckers.

Welcome To Hell, Buds

Iya. Hell. Gitudeh sekolah sekarang. Hell abis. Bedanya hell surrounded by fire, kalo sekolah--surrounded by shit. Tugas, ulangan, abis itu break. eeh ulangan lagi, tugas lagi. Emang sih liburan uan kemaren itu ky tasteless. makan-tidur-guitar hero-online gitu terus sampe mati. ga lah. Iyasih, rasanya emang bosenin gt liburan terakhir. Tapi mana tuh sekarang tidur jam 2 malem bangun jam 11, non-stop-playing-guitar-hero, 3 hours of phonecalls. Rewind rewind deh biar tau ceritanya.

4^th May

which happens to be the last uan holiday.

Oke asik besok sekolah. Ga ada lagi tuh bosen bosenan di rumah. Ketemu temen temen asik pasti!

“Yaaaay!”

“Yes!"

“Horeeeeeeee!”

Ehem.

Terus siap siap deh rapiin buku buat besok ya kan? hagzhagz

Udah deh tinggal tidur. Besok pasti asik! (ky dora’s style yg sok ceria ih ih)

Tidur ya. Toodles.

krik krik.

5^th May

First day of school.

Yaay! Akhirnya masuk juga wckwckwck. Jadi pertama kali kan olahraga. Yeay udah lama ga olahraga wkwk terus abis ganti baju kan ya tuh. Ke lapangan kita mah capcus langsung, trs udah gt nyampe di lapangan, udah girang gue karena olahraga subject favorit lah yaa, eh eh(kok gitu sih) kita malah duduk doang diem krn anak aksel ujian praktek……………

cuy!

parcuy!

capcuy!

maricuy!

mampuy.

Ayo telen gondok ayo telen gondok(8)

Tuhkan pak ipul nih saya mau olahraga malah dijemur pak. eh enggak deng pak peace pak.

yaudah lah pasrah deh dijemur di lapangan duduk. holy shhhhhh. Terus pelajaran kedua tuh bhs. indonesia, tes dadakan, dan gue cm bisa jawab 4 soal dari 8. Shit number 2. homofon,homonim,homograf blabla. why homo? kenapa harus homo woi kenapa kenapa kenapa. Teruss agama yaya ga ada guru terus ada apa lagi ya ituloh pelajaran rese tukang ngitung bola jatoh. yaudah sih kalo jatoh jatoh aja, gausah di itung segala. Ga terima takdir apa ya kalo bola jatoh, ngapain di ukur ukur gajelas ga ada kerjaan. Yep, physics. Nah kita ngebahas ttg refraction. Penting ya kita ngukur tinggi, jarak obyek gitu2an? Gue sih ya ga mau jadi tukang optik sihh sok tau nih fisika. Sabar aja deh hm. Eiya, congrats ya nashavadi kok agak telat sih ya haha bodo lah. Terus tiba2 aja gue liat di papan tulis. Monday, 11 mei 2008, physic test; refraction

“subehanallah”

kumandang sang uztad arifin ilham yang suaranya serek

ohtuhanku yaallah

watdefakkudalumpingmampuslukeceburgot baru aja masuk terus ulangan lagi? ha? ih apasih kok jayus deh. Ah udah lah, jadi murid sih kerjaannya pasrah mulu. Tugas? pasrah. Ulangan? pasrah. Remed? Oh, pasti pasrah juga lah. Yaudah sih kalo gt. Eiya speedy nih jayus deh. Lama banget dari tadi. maunya apasih lo udah ga gratis (lagi), lama juga. Hahah protes di blog lumayan ah biar reputasinya nurun sok sok speed you can trust sih apasih trash aja mampuslo. haha gadeng. lagian sih. okelah udah dulu ya toodles

Nationalism People

Hey there folks, what’s up people?

well, let’s get to the real point guysss,

I Love Indonesia that’s how I feel right now. Idk what is going on. But I kinda proud of indonesia

now, even though I’m saying that in english.

So, when I was surfing the net, I visited Indowebster.com and I sorta downloaded indonesian’s greatest hits. And hey, those songs are not that bad. Well, most of it.

And these following songs that I downloaded (a bit of alay? well that’s okay with me. I’m totally cool with it.)

1. ST 12 – Saat Terakhir HAHAHAH
2. Pasto – Aku Pasti Kembali this one’s good.
3. Titi Kamal ft. Anji – Resah Tanpamu HAHAHA (again)
4. Peterpan – Kisah Cintaku hmm not bad.
5. Ello – Masih Ada well, my dad kinda suggested me to download this.
6. Lyla – Percayalah eassssy listening!

last but absolutely not least……..

KUBURAN – Lupa Lupa Ingat MWAHAHAH

C, A minor, D mino,r ke G, ke C lagi, A minor, D minor, ke G, ke C lagi(8)

well, I think indonesian songs are too easy listening. how many of y’all that are not into these kind of music? (st 12, hijau daun, hijau lumut, hijau army, kolor ijo, navy blue, shocking pink, etc) But you remember those song’s lyrics easily. Am I right? Am I right?

okay then let me know if I am right. Bye!