Holiday-ish

HEY PALS, HOW DO YA DO? FINE? WELL SADLY, I’M NOT, SUCKERS. long weekend sucks for sure.

But happily, about 2 weeks ago, I went to dunia fantasi!!!!!!!! wee-heee! ok. ahem. But it’s not as smooth as it sounds. Rough day I can tell. well, it all begins with 2 bored doofuses in a phone call. T’was putri and moi. We were so bored, we can’t think of something funny or even jayus. Then Putri offered a wild idea for not being boring. It is a wild idea though. So, I agreed. And then just then, we went to dufan happily lalala we rode every single ride without getting ourself sick and it is for free(thanks to nabila) whopee! NO. IT WAS NOT HAPPY OR EVEN JOYFUL AS IT SOUNDS. Here’s the real deal, we didn’t ride every single ride, we got ourself sick, and we were haunted by some annoying little nitwits in the puppet castle. At least the free part was for real:) So putri and I decided to go to dufan by bus. BUSWAY, PEOPLE I WARN YA! Then we got lost for god’s sake it was terrifying. It was so full of people. I can hardly breathe. Then we almost got ourselves separated. Phew that was a close one guyss. So first ride, emmm, I think it was ontang anting. Because I was sick lyk, we were (me, putri and faris) spinning around for lyk 8 mins. And my head was lyk blakh. Then, I saw a vomit with my own eyes. @!*^$@!&*#$@.

ok then we got hungry, so we went to the mc donald’s to fill up our starving tummies. yummm. THEN, THE SECOND RIDE. ehem drumroll please;

drumdumdurumdumdumdumdumssssssssssh…….istana boneka.

hey don’t get us wrong, it was spooky and a bunch of people said that it is haunted. When we got there, it wasn’t so bad after all………….. before those little midgets showed up and practically ruined our precious lives. So, we got in to our boat ecstatically. Then there’s a kid and he’s not riding a boat which is illegal and I would say it was a criminal. then he teased faris by calling him “Fatty, fatty na na na na na!” and then faris said “wtf you*^%!$@” 1 min later, he mocked putri by calling her “Fatty fat fat nananana” Thankfully, he didn’t tease me. I was starting to like this kid. Because Faris and Putri always teamed up to making fun of me. And then, there’s more of this bald kids and no offense, they reminds me of tuyul. When we were inside, these twits followed us. THEY ARE REAL TUYUL(S), I THINK. Those nitwits scared us. We were like screaming the whole time. Because they were everywhere. And not to mention the dolls. IT WAS SPOOKY DUDES. And Faris blamed me because it was my idea to get in to this ride tee hee:p. But faris was there and I thought he could help with this situation, well sort of. I mean, he’s the guy. Despite the fact that faris is a guy, he screamed more than we (putri and i) did. The point? He was not helping, not at all. I mean, the lights were off, there was no people there but us and those crazy tuyuls and they were haunting us. I want to rip their heads off, and drown them alive MWAHAHAHAH. but I can’t do that, they are more evil than us. There’s no way we could rip their heads off and bite them into pieces. Cause that’s called cannibalism, my fellow bloggers. I, for myself would never do that. That would be a sin. blahblahblahblah. Back to reality with a spooky sfx, we’re about to dieeeeeeeee! zingzengzeng. peeeeeep. And then, at the end we were found dead. With our mouth full with bubbles. And faris, his tounge was out because he was the one that blamed me for the whole reasons, what a revenge. And those nitwit midgets were laughing with pride and poise. Then the next day, they were dancing on our graveyard and the song was kucing garong and no one will never, I repeat, never know how pure evil they are. How pity. There was no mercy. It was so sad. I need more tissues------------------

Nah, there’s no way they could do that to us. So thankfully the ride ends, I saw a “bye-bye” sign. I can smell the freedom. The happy tears of joy. The smile of the istana boneka sufferers. What a sweet escape. Victorious! Yaaaay. And then we rode poci poci. After poci-poci we rode alap alap. The mini version of halilintar that kids ride and it looks like a catepillar. We rode that about 5 times. But Faris and Putri were being wild, but since they have no guts to ride halilintar, so they stuck in that catepillar ha! After those crazy rides, we were sick and dizzy and wet (bcos we rode arung jeram twice) What a gembel. So on our way to sency, Faris’ driver Mr.Usep was cracking us up by his wonderful sense of humor BAHAHAH.

These following jokes are made by our own Usep and these jokes cannot be translated into English.

Usep: Puput Mamay Ais, di tempat kampung saya teh nyak, meni dingin pisan atuh di sukabumi nyak. Kalo di Indonesia mah panas.

Faris: oooooooooh gt

Maya: Lah bukannya sukabumi di indonesia?

Putri: NAH ITU DIA GUA MAU NANYA

Usep: Sabodoteing pisan, yang berlalu biarlah berlalu atuh

all: HAHAHAHAHAHUAHDKSHDRHKDFJKFH

Then he told us a story:

bapak teh mimpi lagi tidur terus sebelah bapak teh ada ibu ibu kehilangan dompet nyak, nah karena tuh dompet teh gak ketemu bapak teh di tuduh malingnya', akhirnya reh bapak teh di bawa ke kantor polisi buat di tanya tanyain gataunya teh slah kira nya gak tau nya dompetnya teh salah naro' nyak.abis itu teh si ibuya teh minta maaf sama saya, saya teh gak mau, udh mau di kasih duit saya teh gak mau, pas udh di kasih duit banyak nyak saya teh gak enak kalo nolak nya, yaudah teh nyak saya terima si puput, pas udh di terima teh ternyata saya teh mimpiii

HAHAHAHAH

okay that was my long weekend holiday, how about yours? but the rest few days It was f-ing boring. It is Friday now and it means there’s 2 days left until the long-weekend ends, wow that was fast! And still, my holiday still f-ing boring, so folks, my hands are cramping rite now, so it means: See ya Later Alligator.

xoxooxox

P.S: the usep story was copied from putri’s wall-to-wall with faris, I hope you don’t mind Putri:)